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The Constitution was made to guard the people against the dangers of good intentions." --American Statesman Daniel Webster (1782-1852)


Saturday, August 1, 2015

Facebook Humor....

This will be me one day....




FOR THOSE OF MY GENERATION WHO DO NOT COMPREHEND OR EVEN CARE WHY FACEBOOK EXISTS:

I AM TRYING TO MAKE FRIENDS OUTSIDE OF FACEBOOK WHILE APPLYING THE SAME PRINCIPLES.

THEREFORE, EVERY DAY I WALK DOWN THE STREET AND TELL PASSERBY WHAT I HAVE EATEN, HOW I FEEL AT THAT MOMENT, WHAT I HAVE DONE THE NIGHT BEFORE, WHAT I WILL DO LATER AND WITH WHOM.

 I GIVE THEM PICTURES OF MY FAMILY, MY DOG, MY CAT, AND ME GARDENING, TAKING THINGS APART IN THE GARAGE, WATERING THE LAWN, STANDING IN FRONT OF LANDMARKS, DRIVING AROUND TOWN, HAVE LUNCH (SHARE OF PICTURE OF IT), AND DOING WHAT ANYBODY AND EVERYBODY DOES EVERY DAY.

I LISTEN TO THEIR CONVERSATIONS, GIVE THEM THE "THUMBS UP" AND TELL THEM I "LIKE" THEM. 

IT WORKS JUST LIKE FACEBOOK.

I ALREADY HAVE FOUR PEOPLE FOLLOWING ME.....TWO POLICE OFFICERS A PRIVATE INVESTIGATOR, AND A PSYCHIATRIST.
 
 

3 comments:

  1. Yeah, lemme know how that works out...LOL

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  2. Yeah, lemme know how that works out...LOL

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  3. Facebook has been around longer that you think. Remember the "party line", the corner store, and sewing circles. Any place that you could gossip.

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