3 best things in life

I have been quoting "Conan" since the early 80's when I first saw the movie.  I really though it was a catchy quote.

   I have modified it somewhat when dealing with my scouts, I would use the term,
                        "Crush your enemies...See them driven off the campfield and hear the lamentation of their scoutmasters."

     What can I say, I have a weird sense of humor.
    And here is something for the modern political scene...