Muslim Convert.

It was announced today that Buckwheat, of Our Gang fame, Has converted to the Muslim faith and changed his name to: Kareem of Wheat.

I just hope he doesn't become a cereal killer

         I will be here all week, try the veal and don't forget to tip your waitresses............

Telephone repair..

A friend sent this to my email, after getting a laugh out of it, I figured I would pass the laugh on.

PHONE REPAIR 

Lawrence , Kansas, December 12, 2008 
A Kansas farm wife called the local phone company to report her telephone failed to ring when her friends called - and that on the few occasions, when it did ring, her dog always moaned right before the phone rang.

The telephone repairman proceeded to the scene, curious to see this psychic dog or senile lady. He climbed a telephone pole, hooked in his test set, and dialed the subscriber's house.

The phone didn't ring right away, but then the dog moaned and the telephone began to ring.

Climbing down from the pole, the telephone repairman found:

1 . The dog was tied to the telephone system's ground wire with a steel chain and collar.

2. The wire connection to the ground rod was loose.
3. The dog was receiving 90 volts of signaling current when the number was called.

4.. After a couple of jolts, the dog would start moaning and then urinate.

5. The wet ground would complete the circuit, thus causing the phone to ring.

Which demonstrates that some problems CAN be fixed by 
pissing and moaning.


Thought you'd like to know