You might be a democrat....

 I shamelessly clipped this from American Thinker.  I am a huge fan of Jeff Foxworthy, and I have been to several of his "concerts" here at the FOX theater in the ATL.   Jeff Foxworthy didn't do this parody, although I think he would like the idea.

Jeff Foxworthy made it big with his "you just might be a redneck" routine.  Foxworthy's success inspired me to flatter him, sincerely, with a "you just might be a Progressive Democrat" imitation.  The take-off goes as follows:
If you think you are the most tolerant person in the room but label all opposing views "hate speech," you just might be a Progressive Democrat.

If you believe that being gay is hardwired and unchangeable but insist that male and female are merely social constructs and that folks can change their "gender identities" from one day to the next, there's a good chance you are a Progressive Democrat.
If you lose sleep over a possible two-degree increase in global temperature over the next fifty years and believe that 97% of all climate scientists think the Earth is getting dramatically warmer due to greenhouse gases...and that buying a heavily subsidized Tesla will make things appreciably better, there's a good chance you're a no-windmills-in-my-backyard Progressive Democrat.
If you have no idea who Richard Lindzen, John Coleman, Bjorn Lomborg, or Freeman Dyson is, you're probably a very Green Progressive Democrat.

If you are passionate about protecting snail darters, spotted owls, and gray wolves but believe there's a constitutional right to dismember a nine-month-old human baby in his mother's womb, you are quite likely a Progressive Democrat.
If you cite Pope Francis's comments about global warming and the environment, believing they come from one of the most morally insightful persons on the planet, but pay no attention to papal pronouncements concerning abortion and the family, there's a good chance you are a Nancy Pelosi, cafeteria-Catholic Progressive Democrat.

If you support "diversity" but see nothing amiss with colleges and universities whose faculties are overwhelmingly leftist, or if you have no problem with major media that are similarly one-sided politically, you just might be a Progressive Democrat.

If you don't know that the Progressive movement and the founder of Planned Parenthood, Margaret Sanger, are closely connected with racist eugenics, you're probably a historically illiterate Progressive Democrat.   
If you still think Benghazi was caused by an internet video and have no clue that the Coptic immigrant who produced the video was imprisoned for several months in Texas, you are almost certainly a mainstream media Progressive Democrat.

If you aren't troubled by the use of the IRS to suppress conservative "Tea Party" groups prior to the 2012 election (and afterward), you just might be a Progressive Democrat.

If you are outraged by Donald Trump's about-faces and inaccurate statements but aren't at all perturbed by President Obama's misrepresentations with respect to the Affordable Care Act ("if you like your doctor, you can keep your doctor; we'll lower premiums by up to $2,500 for a typical family per year"), there's a good chance you are a Progressive Democrat.

If you think "Fast and Furious" is a remake of Eddie Murphy's 48 Hrs., you just might be a Progressive Democrat.

If you were alarmed by the never confirmed accusation that a single person in a large Tea Party crowd hurled the "n-word" at a black congressman but are unperturbed when leftists actually riot, destroy property, endanger lives, and shut down political speech on campuses – or when an organized group of Black Lives Matter protesters chant, "Pigs in a blanket, fry 'em like bacon," it is quite likely you are a Progressive Democrat.

If you are "pro-choice" but don't believe in giving Americans choices when it comes to buying a firearm or choosing their kids' schools, you just might be a Progressive Democrat.

If you are incensed by the income gap in this country but think nothing about the Obamas sending their kids to the elite Sidwell Friends School while opposing and even removing educational options for poor parents whose offspring are stuck in failing Washington, D.C. public schools, you are quite likely a teacher union-supporting Progressive Democrat.

If you don't mind pressing 2 for English, you're more than likely a Progressive Democrat.

If it doesn't give you a moment's pause to overturn marital traditions that have existed for millennia because a handful of possibly biased social science surveys say it's okay, you are probably a nearsighted, kid-unfriendly Progressive Democrat.

If you don't acknowledge the violent history of Islam but instinctively associate Christianity with the Crusades, the Inquisition, and Salem's witch trials, there's more than a good chance you are a secular Progressive Democrat for whom "the enemy of my enemy is my friend." 

If you think "lack of economic opportunity" is the primary cause of the 70% out-of-wedlock birth rate among black Americans and that fatherlessness has little to do with high crime rates in that community, you just may be an ideologically blinkered, morality-averse Progressive Democrat.

If you think the words "racist," "sexist," "homophobic," "ethnocentric," and "religiously bigoted" should be integral parts of the National Anthem and never give a thought to the fact that a million immigrants come to the U.S. each year, you just may be, and probably are, an angry, ungrateful, politically obsessed Progressive Democrat.

Happy Fathers day to all the Dads

Well Happy Fathers day to all the Dads that make a difference with their kids...I saw this and "borrowed" it.  My spousal unit says that it is soo true.....

"Why did the Chicken Cross the Road.....?" Political humor

I have been very busy, but Day camp is almost over.  We have 1 more day than my schedule starts to revert back to its nocturnal existence.   So We have some more Humor, I saw this surfing the web and shamelessly ripped it off.....Hey I do do that stuff you know....

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?

SARAH PALIN: The chicken crossed the road because, gosh-darn it, he's a maverick!

BARACK OBAMA: Let me be perfectly clear, if the chickens like their eggs they can keep their eggs. No chicken will be required to cross the road to surrender her eggs. Period.

JOHN McCAIN: My friends, the chicken crossed the road because he recognized the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road.

HILLARY CLINTON: What difference at this point does it make why the chicken crossed the road.

GEORGE W. BUSH: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either with us or against us. There is no middle ground here.

DICK CHENEY: Where's my gun?

BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with that chicken.

AL GORE: I invented the chicken.

JOHN KERRY: Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken's intentions. I am not for it now, and will remain against it.

AL SHARPTON: Why are all the chickens white?

DR. PHIL: The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he must first deal with the problem on this side of the road before it goes after the problem on the other side of the road. What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he is acting by not taking on his current problems before adding any new problems.

OPRAH: Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why he wants to cross the road so badly. So instead of having the chicken learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I'm going to give this chicken a NEW CAR so that he can just drive across the road and not live his life like the rest of the chickens.

ANDERSON COOPER: We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.

NANCY GRACE: That chicken crossed the road because he's guilty! You can see it in his eyes and the way he walks.

PAT BUCHANAN: To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.

MARTHA STEWART: No one called me to warn me which way the chicken was going. I had a standing order at the Farmer's Market to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider information.

DR SEUSS: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told.

ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die in the rain, alone.

GRANDPA: In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.

BARBARA WALTERS: Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart warming story of how it experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish it's lifelong dream of crossing the road.

ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

BILL GATES: I have just released eChicken2014, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents and balance your checkbook. Internet Explorer is an integral part of eChicken2014. This new platform is much more stable and will never reboot.

ALBERT EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?

COLONEL SANDERS: Did I miss one?

Pretending to be Irish.......

I saw this from GOC and shamelessly clipped it.  I found it very funny but unfortunately there is a lot of truth in this cartoon.   This is what happens where Affirmative action meets the Peter Principle...

Stanleys Baby.........The real life equivelent of "Rosemary's baby"

I am working on a post involving the CCC or the Civilian Conservation Corp and it ain't done yet so I am posing this missive I ran across from "GOC" and I figured I would post it while I am working on another post.  The picture is one I ran across on the internet and save to my pic file that I add to any post that I run.

December 1960 was not a good time for the United States. Among the tragic events of that month were the New York Air Disaster, in which 136 people were killed when UA Flight 826 collided over Staten Island with TWA Flight 226, and the raging fire on the USS Constellation in the Brooklyn Navy Yard in which 50 were killed and 150 injured.
Of course bad things happen every month in a country as large as the United States. In fact, bad things happen every day, so many sometimes that we tend to forget about them in light of the next spectacular event.
One item that happened in December 1960, for example, attracted no attention, made no headlines, caused no animated conversation in the coffee shops and pubs across America. It was, in brief, the union of misdirected evil and misguided naïveté which resulted in the birth of a hybrid species on 4 August 1961.
Barack Hussein Obama, an abusive, alcoholic Kenyan agitator acting on orders from his master الشيطان (or Iblis in Arabic), planted the unholy seed of Ash-Shaytan in the womb of the clueless flower child Stanley Ann Dunham.
As the seed was not human, it did not contain the DNA imprint which would promote development of the routine human traits of morality, ethics, and personal accountability. And as the host was in the low-normal stratum of human potential, the zygote received only minimal-strength coding for a number of traits including purpose, self-discipline, and honesty.
After nine months of parasitic development, the embryo was ejected by the body of Dunham, who then began a pattern of rejecting and abandoning the monster she had co-created until her death 34 years later when she realized, too late, the profound catastrophe of which she had been an integral part.
As the mongrel grew, it was nourished by minions of the eternal Evil One, such as the mother’s completely deluded parents along with an even more delusional surrogate father named Frank Marshall Davis, who taught the misbegotten mistake the tricks of suspicion, anger, accusation, and whining to get what he wanted.
Later his education was completed by an embittered false prophet masquerading as a Christian minister, who taught him race-baiting and fact-skewing; a rabble-rousing domestic terrorist, who taught him how to become famous and wealthy by publishing manufactured stories with manipulated data and massaged dates; and total immersion in a well-established thugocracy, which taught him political extortion and ethnic intimidation.
No, December 1960 was not a good time for America. I was a lowly E-3 in the USN at the time and blissfully unaware of the destructive force being created in Paradise. As for those limousine liberalistas and ethnic loyalistas who elevated the hellish puppet to ultimate power, we told you so, you morons.
The lesson to be learned here is, of course, that naïve young girls who have been captivated by liberal-arts professors should not have sexual relationships with specimen from outside their own species.

"Coffeecare" an easy explaination for "Affordable Care Act" or "Obamacare"

I ran across this video on youtube.  and it used an interesting analogy to explain "obamacare" also known as the "Affordable Care Act".  Which in truth is anything but.   The video is pretty good and worth a look.

    

How I feel about Windows 8.......@##$%^%%$#**&%

I spent 2 hours working on a rant and when I was wrapping it up, something happened to the rant.  I was on the laptop downstairs that uses windows 8 which I consider it a tool of the antichrist.  I am far more comfortable with XP and I like it.  XP is stable...and XP don't eat my postings.....unlike Windows 8.

This comic is stuck on the side of my dinosaur desktop that runs my VERY stable XP.  Microsoft decided to change  XP to vista...which sucked pond water.....to Windows 7 which sucked a different version of pond water....and now Windows 8 which sits on the right hand of the devil itself.   I will try to post the rant later.....after I calm down......

Public Service Announcement....

I went on a short vacation to Niagara Falls with the Spousal unit and just came back in town, I will be catching up on my reading and posting a few pics from there.  I saw this and figured it would make a "quickie post " until I can post more regular stuff.

THE FOLLOWING CARTOONS ARE INSPIRED BY THE MOST TRANSPARENT ADMINISTRATION IN HISTORY

This one by Chris Muir of DBD cartoons had the second one

Working for Peanuts...."humor"

You have heard many people say that " man my job sucks and they pay me peanuts as far as salary goes."  Well in my case..."Peanuts" are a side benefit of my job.

Let me 'splain, When we go on the planes to do what repairs or services that the plane need, the galleys usually have munchies in them, if they haven't been decatered.  All us mechanics usually hit the pretzels, waters, sodas and peanuts, they are complementary to the passengers while they are flying  We avoid the little bottles of booze like the plague....We like our job and a quick way to get fired is to get into the airplane liqueur.  the passengers pay money for those little bottles of booze and they are verboten.  Anyway, I was grabbing a few to munch on while we performed our service check and I had this great idea to take a picture of the bag of peanuts that we were munching out of while we performed our checks.  I thought it was a great humor post.  I can't always post about the new and creative ways that the Obama administration is sticking it to us from taxes, obamacare,  the new ways that they are trying to get the 2nd amendment, the new ways that we find out that the our government is spying on us, from the new ways that they are trying to legalize 12 million new potential democrat voters.  I can go on and on.  I by nature am an optimist in my case, the airplane fuel tanks are half full.  And they have peanuts in the galleys:)

13 rules of Gunfighting....revised

I ran across this while surfing the web.  I had it saved in a draft format until I had time to add some pictures of it.

13 rules of gunfighting that everyone should know:

1) Guns have only two enemies, rust and politicians.
 



 





2) It’s always better to be judged by 12 than carried by 6.

3) Cops carry guns to protect themselves, not you.

4) Never let someone or something that threatens you get inside arm’s length.

5) Never say, "I’ve got a gun." The first sound they hear should be the safety clicking off.

6) The average response time of a 911 call is 23 minutes; the response time of a .357 magnum is 1400 feet per second.

7) The most important rule in a gunfight is: Always win- cheat if necessary.

8) Make your attacker advance through a wall of bullets…you may get killed with your own gun, be he will have to beat you to death with it, because it will be empty.

9) If you are in a gunfight; If you are not shooting, you should be loading. If you are not loading, you should be moving. If you aren’t shooting, moving or loading; you’re probably dead.

10) In a life and death situation, do something…it may be 
wrong…but do…something!

11) If you carry a gun, people call you paranoid…Nonsense! If you have a gun, what do you have to be paranoid about?

12) You can say ‘stop’ ‘alto’ or any other word, but a large bore muzzle pointed at someone’s head is pretty much a universal language.

13) You cannot save the world, but you may be able to save yourself and your family.

Hope for the best, but prepare for the worst.
"Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading"
May America Bess God again!

Sinkholes in the Earth.....

I got these in my email from my Dad, The pictures are visually stunning, but the ending is pretty good also.  A lot of truth on photographs....the old "1 pic is worth 1000 words" quote comes to mind.

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     These  holes are not only amazing, but some are really terrifying! The  sheer scale of these holes reminds you of just how tiny we  are.
Kimberley  Big Hole - South Africa Apparently  the largest ever hand-dug excavation in the world, this 1097 meter  deep mine yielded over 3 tons of diamonds before being  closed.


Glory  Hole - Monticello Dam, CaliforniaA  glory hole is used when a dam is at full capacity and water needs to  be drained from the reservoir. It is the largest spillway of this  type in the world and consumes 14,400 cubic feet of water every  second.


Great  Blue Hole , Belize This  incredible geographical phenomenon known as a blue hole is situated  60 miles off the mainland of Belize . There are numerous blue holes  around the world, but none as stunning as this  one.


Sinkhole  in Guatemala These  photos are of a sinkhole that occurred in Guatemala . The hole  swallowed 2 dozen homes and killed at least 3  people.
 
 
 
 
SHIT  HOLE, Washington D.C.This  hole swallows trillions and trillions of U.S. Dollars annually!
The money that falls into this hole is never heard from again,  nor do we see any good come from it.
It  is reported to be filled with thousands of "ass  holes."

Leftist dictionary...

My posting will increase once I fully adjust to this new schedule.    This poster reflects the various liberal "boogymen" of the liberal causes.  Anything is a crisis for the left.

Career Choice.....

Kinda Logical.......

In the coming New Year, 2013, both Groundhog Day and the State of the Union address will occur on the same day. This is an ironic juxtaposition of events. One involves a meaningless ritual in which we look to an insignificant creature of little intelligence for prognostication. The other involves a groundhog. .

Trick Question.....

'bout says it all.....

Obama of ID

My Bed Space....

This cartoon is humorous but accurate.  To all guys that have spouses..this will be accurate...

When the pin is pulled.......

When the pin is pulled......Mr Grenade is NOT our friend.....

Veterans internal Monologue

I was checking out other sites on my blogroll and Capt Tightpants had an awesome video.  As a veteran I have wanted to say a lot of this stuff.  It is definitely NSFW .

  Thanks Capt

Conservatives are.......