Happy Thanksgiving to all my friends in Internetland

I am right now at my Moms and Pops house in Eastern Tennessee for Thanksgiving.  It is the first time that I and my brother have been here at the same time during a holiday.  Until recently he was flying helicopters for the Military and was either deployed or stationed in places where it was a plane ride to get here.
     Now some humor for Thanksgiving, y'all have noticed that the Christmas decorations were out before Thanksgiving...It seems to start up earlier and earlier.  I remember when it used to start AFTER Thanksgiving....not after labor day with some stores.

        I as many people are glad to be visiting family and friends for Thanksgiving,  It is a time to be thankful for what we have.  Even with our problems we still are in the best country in the world.  I am thankful for family and friends, they make the journey through life interesting.....not always in a good way but that is the spice of life.  if everybody was "good" then family and friends would be boring.

        This was played at my church,  I thought it was pretty good and an accurate representation of the average family.  
     Again Happy Thanksgiving to my internet friends and I will be going shooting on Friday, gotta run some pistols.

Precision Drill Team for us older Veterans

Saw this on an e-mail link I had gotten from some of the places I used to be stationed at.

       I thought it was hilarious...but that is me.

    

25 signs that you are a cop....

25 SIGNS THAT YOU'RE A COP

-You have the bladder capacity of five people combined.
-You have restrained someone and it was not a sexual experience.
-You believe that 50 per cent of people are a waste of good air.
-Your idea of a good time is a "man with a gun" call.
-You conduct a criminal record check on anyone who seems friendly towards you.
-You support aerial spraying of Prozac and birth control pills.
-You disbelieve 90 per cent of what you hear and 75 per cent of what you see.
-You have your weekends off planned for a year.
-You believe the government should require a permit to reproduce.
-You refer to your favourite restaurant by the intersection at which it's located.
-You have ever wanted to hold a seminar entitled: "Suicide: Getting it right the first time".
-You ever had to put the phone on hold before you begin laughing uncontrollably.
-You think caffeine should be available in IV form.
-You know anyone who says "I only had two beers" is going to blow at least a .15
-You find out a lot about paranoia just by following people around.
-Anyone has ever said to you "There are people killing other people out there and you are here messing with me".
-People flag you down on the street and ask you directions to strange places... and you know where they're located.
-You can discuss where you are going to eat with your partner while standing over a dead body.
-You are the only person introduced at social gatherings by profession.
-You walk into places and people think its high comedy to grab their buddy and shout "They've come to get you, Bill".
-You do not see daylight from November until May.
-People shout "I didn't do it!" when you walk into a room and think they're being hugely funny and original.
-A week's worth of laundry consists of five T-shirts, five pairs of socks, and five pairs of underwear.
-You've ever referred to Tuesday as "My weekend".
-You've ever written off guns and ammunition as a business deduction.

Something for Lagniappe's Lair

I saw this and thought of Murphy of lagniappe's Lair

Jeff Foxworthy on Muslims ! 1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor. You may be a Muslim 2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes. You may be a Muslim 3. You have more wives than teeth. You may be a Muslim 4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon unclean. You may be a Muslim 5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide. You may be a Muslim 6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against. You may be a Muslim 7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing. You may be a Muslim 8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs. You may be a Muslim 9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four. You may be a Muslim 10. You find this offensive or racist and don't forward it. You may be a Muslim

Democrats and Christmas

I LOVE CHRISTMAS LIGHTS!!!
They remind me of DEMOCRATS.
They all hang together,
Half of them don't work,
AND
The ones that do...aren't that bright.

Universal Truths

1. Law of Mechanical Repair - After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you'll have to pee. 2. Law of Gravity - Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner. 3. Law of Probability - The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act. 4. Law of Random Numbers - If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal and someone always answers. 6. Variation Law -   If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now (works every time). 7. Law of the  Bath - When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings. 8. Law of Close Encounters - The probability of meeting someone you know increases dramatically when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with. 9. Law of the Result - When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will. 10. Law of Biomechanics - The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach. 11.. Law of the Theater & Hockey Arena - At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle, always arrive last They are the ones who will leave their seats several times to go for food, beer, or the toilet and who leave early before the end of the performance or the game is over.  The folks in the aisle seats come early, never move once, have long gangly legs or big bellies and stay to the bitter end of the performance.  The aisle people also are very surly folk. 12. The Coffee Law - As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold. 13. Murphy's Law of Lockers - If there are only 2 people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers. 14. Law of Physical Surfaces - The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor, are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet or rug. 15. Law of Logical Argument - Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about. 16. Brown's Law of Physical Appearance - If the clothes fit, they're ugly. 17. Oliver's Law of Public Speaking - A closed mouth gathers no feet. 18.   Wilson's Law of Commercial Marketing Strategy - As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it. 19. Doctors' Law - If you don't feel well, make an appointment to go to the doctor, by the time you get there you'll feel better..  But don't make an appointment, and you'll stay sick.

Fire Truck

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 Another good one sent to me by my Dad...Thanks Dad;)

 

 

A firefighter was working on the engine outside the Tylden fire station, when he noticed a little girl nearby in
a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides and a garden
... hose tightly coiled in the middle.

The girl was wearing a firefighters helmet. 

The wagon was being pulled by her dog and her cat.

The firefighter walked over to take a closer look.
'That sure is a nice fire truck,' the firefighter said with admiration.

'Thanks,' the girl replied.The firefighter looked a little closer.
The girl had tied the wagon to her dog's collar and to the
cat's testicles.

'Little partner,' the firefighter said, 'I don't want to tell you how
to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's
collar, I think you could go faster.'

The little girl replied thoughtfully, 'You're probably right,
but then I wouldn't have a siren

Embrace the season, sing a song...

I think the best way to get through the season, is to embrace the spirit through a song or a carol.


Try this one:
Hey comrade,
I’ve been thinkin’
I passed a park
And it was stinkin’
I then passed it at night
It gave me a fright
Camping in a Marxist Wonderland
Gone away, is our housing
Barney Frank needs de-lousing
He cooked Fannie Mae
Then gave it away
Welcome to a Marxist Wonderland
In the White House there exists a showman
The press pretends that he is just benign
Debtors ask will you pay us fairly
And we say “no, man”
The Workers Party took their place in line
In Oakland
And Zucotti
They found
Another body
It’s the means and the ends
What’s a rape among friends?
Camping in a Marxist Wonderland
In the Senate, there’s a mouthpiece clown
In the House his counterpart’s a witch
The steal, they cheat, they shred the Constitution
Tearing down the system and blaming all the “rich”
When it crashes
Ain’t it thrilling
Cause we’ve stopped all the drilling
Brazil gets our pay
In the old Soros way
Camping in a Marxist Wonderland
Steal their wealth if you wanna
Send it off to Botswana
The free market chokes
On a new climate hoax
Camping in a Marxist Wonderland
Occupy ….Oklahoma
Drugged out and in a coma
We sleep in a tent
It saves us on rent
Camping in a Marxist Wonderland.
Camping in a Marxist Wonderlaaaaaaaand

Nativity scene in capital hill

There will be no Nativity Scene on Capital Hill this year!



The Supreme Court has ruled that there cannot be a Nativity Scene
on the Hill this Christmas season.
This isn't for any religious reason. They simply have not been
able to find Three Wise Men in the Nation's Capital.
A search for a Virgin continues.
On a positive note, however, there seems to be no problem finding


enough asses to fill the stable

Go for it!!

Things that you can only say at thanksgiving

1. Talk about huge breast!

2. Tying the legs together will keep the inside moist!

3. It's cool whip time!

4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!

5. That's one terrific spread!

6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat!

7. Are you ready for seconds yet!

8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat that?

9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!