An
Obama supporter who was on the fringes of good died and was met at the
gates of Heaven by St. Peter. "As is our custom, you will spend one day
in Hell and one day in Heaven then choose where you will spend
eternity."
The newly deceased breathed a sigh of relief and answered, "I can tell you right now that I am honored to be good enough for Heaven and that is my choice."
St. Peter shook his head in the negative and replied, "Rules are rules. Prepare for your 24 hours in Hell."
An elevator appeared and whisked the deceased downward, then with a thud, the doors opened and he looked out upon a massive gold structure with opened gates, and there were Obama signs and supporters everywhere without one Romney anywhere. They all welcomed him and had a feast, lots of kool-aid spiked wine, and they had every wish granted instantly.
After 24 hours, the elevator appeared and he deceased waved to his friends and was whisked away upward to Heaven. There was instant calm and peace as people greeted him with a quiet nod and went about their business. For 24 hours, he heard soft music and laughter, and noticed that everyone seemed to have a job to do, a purpose to fulfill.
St. Peter appeared and said: "Well, what is your choice?" he asked. The Obama supporter smiled broadly and replied: "I appreciate quiet of Heaven, but I think I’m more suited to the good times to be had in Hell, so that’s my decision." He replied.
St. Peter nodded and the elevator appeared. When he reached Hell and the doors opened, the Obama supporter heard screams of horror and despair, saw his friends running from strange foreign animals who chased them with torches to set them on fire.
The devil put a hand on his shoulder and said in a booming voice, "Welcome".
What happened? Yesterday, there was a country club here and the people were having a big party." the Obama supporter cried.
The devil glared at him, "Well, yesterday we were running for office. Today, we were elected
The newly deceased breathed a sigh of relief and answered, "I can tell you right now that I am honored to be good enough for Heaven and that is my choice."
St. Peter shook his head in the negative and replied, "Rules are rules. Prepare for your 24 hours in Hell."
An elevator appeared and whisked the deceased downward, then with a thud, the doors opened and he looked out upon a massive gold structure with opened gates, and there were Obama signs and supporters everywhere without one Romney anywhere. They all welcomed him and had a feast, lots of kool-aid spiked wine, and they had every wish granted instantly.
After 24 hours, the elevator appeared and he deceased waved to his friends and was whisked away upward to Heaven. There was instant calm and peace as people greeted him with a quiet nod and went about their business. For 24 hours, he heard soft music and laughter, and noticed that everyone seemed to have a job to do, a purpose to fulfill.
St. Peter appeared and said: "Well, what is your choice?" he asked. The Obama supporter smiled broadly and replied: "I appreciate quiet of Heaven, but I think I’m more suited to the good times to be had in Hell, so that’s my decision." He replied.
St. Peter nodded and the elevator appeared. When he reached Hell and the doors opened, the Obama supporter heard screams of horror and despair, saw his friends running from strange foreign animals who chased them with torches to set them on fire.
The devil put a hand on his shoulder and said in a booming voice, "Welcome".
What happened? Yesterday, there was a country club here and the people were having a big party." the Obama supporter cried.
The devil glared at him, "Well, yesterday we were running for office. Today, we were elected
Heh, heh, heh...
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