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Saturday, November 19, 2011

Things that you can only say at thanksgiving

1. Talk about huge breast!
2. Tying the legs together will keep the inside moist!
3. It's cool whip time!
4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!
5. That's one terrific spread!
6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat!
7. Are you ready for seconds yet!
8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat that?
9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!

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