I
don’t hate liberals, but I do detest liberalism because I view it like
an infection. A human being can survive a small infection, with no
problem – and the same is true of liberalism. It may sound strange for a
conservative to say, but there are lots of wonderful human beings out
there that are liberals. They’re nice people, they genuinely mean well
and they’re pleasant to be around.
In my experience, however, like
infections, liberalism can turn disastrous in a hurry once it starts to
spread. The more politically involved a liberal becomes, the more
miserable, insufferable, and toxic they often turn out to be. Even if
you knew nothing about liberalism other than the effect it has on
people, you’d know it’s a monstrous philosophy that smart people avoid
like a case of monkeypox.
If you’re conservative, you are probably
nodding along. If you’re not into politics or worse yet, a liberal who
hasn’t been badly infected yet, you may not understand what we’re
talking about. Read this column and you will get it.
1) Liberals insert politics into EVERYTHING:
Sporting events? Business? Church? School? Thanksgiving dinner? To
liberals, EVERYTHING is a brutal political struggle and sometimes it’s
like, “Damnit Alyssa, I just want to enjoy this movie without hearing
complaints that the film engages in cultural appropriation and the cast
is too cisnormative for you. ”
2) The totalitarian impulse:
Liberals love, love, love nothing better than the idea of writing a law
in Washington, DC today and forcing everyone else in the country to
obey it at gunpoint tomorrow. That’s why so many liberals were secretly
ecstatic over COVID. Having the power to decide whether people got to
open their businesses or not, get a haircut or even go to the beach is
like a wet dream for a lot of liberals. Many of them are attitudinally
no different than the people that run China, but fortunately for us,
unlike China, we have a Second Amendment that keeps liberals from going
too far.
3) Pro-censorship: Because
liberals have given up on proving that their ideas are good, they’ve
increasingly embraced censorship. You know, it’s like that old saying
goes, “if you can’t beat them, then try to make it impossible for anyone
to find out that they have better ideas than you so that you win by
default.”
4) They are baffled by gender: Matt
Walsh famously did an entire movie called, “What is a Woman?” that
revolved around the modern Left’s inability to answer that simple
question. What they seem to have settled on is that your gender is
whatever you decide it is, which makes absolutely no logical, scientific
or common sense. The idea is that kids, who decide that they’re The
Rock, Spider-Man, or a dinosaur one minute without being taken
seriously, should be treated like the opposite gender the moment a boy
takes an interest in My Little Pony or a girl likes football is madness.
Allowing confused teen girls to have their breasts cut off or teen boys
to have their penises carved up? It’s some of the most horrific lunacy
happening on planet Earth. Once you get to the point where you falsely
believe you can choose your gender, what can’t you choose? Can a white
man choose to be black? Can you choose to be an ox? A coffee table? A
planet? Napoleon? If not, why not? All of these things are equally
ridiculous and the further we go down this road, the weirder it’s going
to get – and newsflash… liberals have already gotten pretty freaking
weird on this topic already.
5) Liberals have given up on convincing people their ideas are good:
These days, liberals generally don’t even try to make a case for their
ideas. Instead, they essentially say, “We’re the good guys and anyone
who disagrees with us is a bad guy and our enemy. So, which do you want
to be?” They’re not interested in debate, they’re not interested in
alternative ideas, they just know that “good people believe what we
believe and bad people don’t.” From there, everything else they say is
just a backward justification to explain why the Mean Girls Club they’ve
created is being victimized by the people they’re tormenting in the
hallways.
6) Liberalism is a religion substitute:
Devout liberals value liberalism above everything else. For liberals,
it’s ahead of friendship, relationships with family, their job, their
kids, and even God. Fanatics of any sort get on everyone’s nerves, but
zealots screaming about Critical Race Theory, microaggressions, and drag
queens are a special kind of hell.
7) Liberals just don’t care if their policies work:
Liberals care a lot about how ideas SOUND and MAKE THEM FEEL, but not
at all about whether they work or not. As a general rule, liberals are
so indifferent to the success and failure of most of the policies they
advocate that they don’t even bother to check. There’s certainly no one
on the Left going, “Wow, it sure is disappointing that all the promises
we sold Obamacare with weren’t true and the higher insurance costs it
caused are hurting a lot of Americans, so maybe we should repeal it.”
Instead. It’s more like, “Ha! We passed it suckers and if you don’t like
that it doesn’t do what we said, too bad! No backsies!” Every liberal
policy effectively ends up being Nancy Pelosi saying, "We [need] to pass
the bill in order to find out what [is] in it." Of course, by the time
you find out what’s in it, you’ve already taken the poison and they’re
going to sit there cackling at you, twirling their bad guy mustaches and
laughing about how you’re never getting the antidote.
8) Race obsession:
Liberals constantly work to tear down the idea of a colorblind America
and create the idea that everyone must be judged by their race first…
well, except the white liberals, of course. They’re the “good white
people” because they’re liberal, so they’re supposed to get a pass for
the never-ending racial nonsense they foist on everyone else. Happily,
it doesn’t always work out that way and even white liberals end up
getting destroyed every so often by the race-obsessed Frankenstein
monster that they’ve created.
9) So many liberals are blind to their own hypocrisy:
It’s bizarre to see a liberal who has private bodyguards calling for
gun confiscation, who flies overseas on a private jet talking about how
we’ve all got to cut back on carbon emissions, or who complains about
how awful capitalism is by tweeting on their iPhone. Some of this is
certainly a, “Do as we say, not as we do sort of thing,” but a lot of
times liberals seem to be genuinely oblivious to their own hypocrisy.
For most of us, that would be impossible, but most liberals don’t
understand the issues they’re talking about very well, haven’t spent a
lot of time thinking about them, and haven’t even considered the other
side of their arguments. So many of them are like monkeys playing with
dynamite who don’t understand why the banana trees keep exploding.
10) Liberals trash America:
The United States may not be perfect, but it is the most successful,
prosperous, and dominant nation in all of recorded human history.
Meanwhile, a bunch of people who can’t even manage a large city or
college campus without it turning into a sh*tshow are constantly
proclaiming how awful America is, mocking people who unironically love
their country, and looking for ways to fundamentally transform it. There
is absolutely nothing going on in say Berkeley, Chicago, or New Jersey
that suggests liberals could come up with something better than the
Founding Fathers did, but that’s not going to stop some dork with a drug
habit, a psychologist, and personal pronouns from explaining how we
need to be much more like some country that’s ten times less successful
than we are.