The Constitution was made to guard the people against the dangers of good intentions." --American Statesman Daniel Webster (1782-1852)

Thursday, May 3, 2012


Subject: Relaxation

 Just in case you are having a rough day, here's a stress management    technique recommended in all the latest psychological journals.
The funny thing is that it really does work and will make you smile.

 1. Picture yourself lying on your belly on a warm rock that hangs out over  a
 crystal clear stream.

 2. Picture yourself with both your hands dangling in the cool running  water.

 3. Birds are sweetly singing in the cool mountain air.

 4. No one knows your secret place.

 5. You are in total seclusion from that hectic place called the world.

 6. The soothing sound of a gentle waterfall fills the air with a cascade  of serenity.

 7. The water is so clear that you can easily make out the face of the
 Democrat you're holding underwater
 There!! See? It really does work. You're smiling already

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