SIMPLE TRUTH 1
Partners help each other undress
before sex.
However after sex, they always
dress on their own.
Moral of the story: In life, no
one helps you once you're screwed.
SIMPLE TRUTH 2
When a lady is pregnant, all her
friends touch the stomach and saying
"congrats".
But, none of them come and touch
the man's penis and say "Good job".
Moral of the story: Hard work is
never appreciated.
FIVE RULES TO REMEMBER IN LIFE
1. Money can not buy happiness,
but it's more comfortable to cry in a
Corvette than on a bicycle.
2. Forgive your enemy, but
remember the ass-hole's name.
3. If you help someone when
they're in trouble, they will remember you
when they're in trouble again.
4. Many people are alive only
because it's illegal to shoot them.
5. Alcohol does not solve any
problems, but then neither does milk.
THERE YOU HAVE IT...and remember,
life is good.
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