Top 10 redneck songs.....

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10. I Hate Every Bone In Her Body But Mine




9. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With an Ugly Woman But I Woke Up With A Few





8. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me





7. I've Missed You, But My Aim's Improvin'





6. Wouldn't Take Her To A Dogfight 'Cause I'm Scared She'd Win





5. I'm So Miserable Without You It's Like You're Still Here





4. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Miss Him





3. She Took My Ring and Gave Me the Finger





2. She's Lookin' Better with Every Beer








And the Number One Country & Western song is...





1. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed My Ass All Day Long