Which side of the fence you belong on.

Which side of the  fence? 

   If you ever wondered  which side of the fence you sit on, this is a great  test!
   If a  Republican doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one. 
If a Democrat doesn't  like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.
   If a  Republican is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat. 
If a Democrat is a  vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone. 
   If a  Republican is homosexual, he quietly leads his life. 
If a Democrat is  homosexual, he demands legislated respect.
   If a  Republican is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his  situation.
A Democrat wonders who  is going to take care of him.
   If a  Republican doesn't like a talk show host, he switches  channels.
Democrats demand that  those they don't like be shut down.
   If a  Republican is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church. 
A Democrat non-believer  wants any mention of God and religion  silenced. 

   If a Republican decides  he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may  choose a job that provides it.
A Democrat demands that  the rest of us pay for his.
   If a  Republican reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have  a good laugh.
A Democrat will delete  it because he's "offended".